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Archive for May, 2006

Ghost Rider

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Release Date: February 16th 2007
Tag Line: None Yet?
Synopsis: The Ghost Rider feature film follows superstar motorcycle stunt rider Johnny Blaze as he strikes a deal with the vile Mephistopheles for the most precious of commodities - his immortal soul. Now Johnny Blaze is forever destined to ride night after night as the host to the [...]

Waist Deep better than just Skin Deep

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Review by Jake
Release Date: June 23rd
Tagline: His son. His life. His freedom. He’s taking them all back.
Synopsis: An ex-convict (Tyrese) gets tangled up with a gang after his car is hijacked with his son inside. (IMDb.com)
Trailer Review: Interesting story line. Tyrese, whose character name is “(the letter)O2″, is a recent parolee. He gets car [...]

New Car Smell; Old Plot Stink

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

Review by Jake
Release Date: June 9th
Tagline: Ahhh… it’s got that new movie smell.
Synopsis: Cars is the saga of Lightning McQueen, a hot-shot animated stock-car voiced by actor Owen Wilson. In route to a big race, the cocky McQueen gets waylaid in Radiator Springs, where he finds the true meaning of friendship and family.
Trailer Review: [...]

Is it called a Clicker or a Remote?

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

Review by Jake
Tagline: This summer, everything will click.
Synopsis: “Click” focuses on a workaholic architect who finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices. (IMDb)
Trailer Review: When Michael Newman (Adam Sandler) needs to buy a [...]

The Break Up: The End Is Just The Beginning

Saturday, May 13th, 2006

Review by Jake
Opening Date: June 2nd
Tagline: …take a side.
Synopsis: After Brooke (Aniston) calls it quits with her boyfriend Gary (Vaughn), neither person is willing to move out of the condo they share. Taking the advice of their respective friends and confidants (and a few total strangers), they both engage in mental warfare designed [...]

X-Men: The Last Stand (Until X-Men 4, of course)

Monday, May 8th, 2006

Review by Jake
Tagline: Take A Stand
Synopsis: When a cure is found to treat mutations, lines are drawn amongst the X-Men, led by Professor Charles Xavier (Stewart), and the Brotherhood, a band of powerful mutants organized under Xavier’s former ally, Magneto (McKellen)
Trailer Review: First of all, I am against any X-Men movie. [...]

The DaVinci Code: Not Really A Cypher Code, But More of a Mystery Code

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

Review by Jake
  Tagline:  Seek the truth.
Synopsis:  A murder in the Louvre and clues in Da Vinci paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery protected by a secret society for two thousand years — which could shake the foundations of Christianity (The synopsis says Christianity. The movie trailer says Mankind. Typical Christians to [...]